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___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' ___________________________________________ A doctor examining a woma...

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks. 'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues. 'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling aw...

The Pope on a private visit to the UK, had a limo organised at the airport for his time here. The driver waiting for the Pope to get in, notices him admiring the drivers seat, and controls. "Excuse me your eminence" said the driver "Would you like to take your seat so we can leave" "To tell you the ...

An old woman goes to see the GP. I keep passing wind but they are neither smelly or noisy OK says the Doc. Take these pills and come back in a week. A week later she returns and complains that those pills have made her wind terribly smelly. Great says the Doc. That's your nose cured now lets sort ou...

A husband and wife go to the doctors for a check up. The doctor first examines the wife and then the husband. Afterwards the doctor asks the wife to have a word with him in private. After the husband leaves the room the doctor tells her 'I'm sorry but your husband is gravely ill but will pull throug...

michaelb wrote:I have one of these.

How much please?

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Mike

I know where it is Daz

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Mike

Thanks for the reply always good to laugh

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Mike

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!" A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister." "That's a ...

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fa...

I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely. Seven wheelchair at...

At the gates to Heaven there are three men with their daughters. The first man says to St. Peter " Are we getting in"? St. Peter replies "No all you ever cared about in life was money you even called your daughter Penny" So off they go to get into the queue for Hell. The next man says "Can we come i...

Ryanair pilot, Paddy... Is flying into Manchester. The plane is in
trouble, so he calls the tower and says 'help, help! Easter Monday.
Pancake Tuesday. New years eve. Halloween. Bonfire night! Voice
comes back and says, ' for f***'s sake Paddy, it's Mayday!!

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Mike

Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "We do try to stay ahead of the ...

Must have a duff 160..........
Mike

Mk1 VVC Jealous I think Daz

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Mike

One on every forum.

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Mike

It's a 1.8 135

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Mike

Got myself a black Trophy early on this year and decided the best way to get it how I would like it is to have it stripped down to body shell, repaint and rebuild with new and reconditioned parts. Once complete it will last me through retirement and for as long as I will be able to drive. The work ...

Looking good

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Mike