Doctors Receptionist

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Mikeadman
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Doctors Receptionist

Postby Mikeadman » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:29 pm

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose....(yep, sure are)

Cheers

Mike 8-)

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Re: Doctors Receptionist

Postby RobboMC » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:40 am

Ha Ha Ha My father did this to a nurse recently.

He was referred by his GP doctor ( Dr X ) to a specialist.
We visited specialist Dr A, he refereed us to specialist Dr B, and he referred us to specialist Dr C.

So Dr C's nurse opens with " Why have you come today"
to which my dad replied " Dr B told me to come here"

So nurse went with " so why did you see Dr B "
to which my dad replied " Dr A told me to"

And again the nurse went with " so why did you see Dr A "
and my dad replied " Dr X told me to"

Nurse gave up and moved on to next question.

she asked " where are you now" to which he replied " Australia"

It was going to be a long interview and my dad was having the time of his life frustrating the poor nurse.

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Re: Doctors Receptionist

Postby Mikeadman » Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:38 pm

Very good lol

Cheers

Mike


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