Patrick from Ireland......

[Lisa Jayne]

Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't
seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard
for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them
old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.

They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down
inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man........you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking
new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato . Everybody on the beach
was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away,
laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's
wrong now?"

"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

[Boot Hill Bandit]

You are disgusting Lisa!!!

















Tell me a few more

Jim