Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to
Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas ,
and Earlene got pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene
didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
Redneck Vacation
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Re: Redneck Vacation
Yeah........well it's all in breeding nowdays anyway isn't it! Makes you feel kinda sick just thinking about it
Jim
Jim