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Funny Insurance Quotes

Post by MGTF_avengers » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:35 pm

Hi Everyone,

Can you believe these are actual cause of accident on insurance claims.....

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
The guy was all over the place. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. :lol:
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. :lol:
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
I was on my way to the doctor’s with rear-end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him. :lol: :lol:
As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time.

Unbelievable :D
Better to ask a silly question than to be a fool who remains in the dark....

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Re: Funny Insurance Quotes

Post by Geoff.F » Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:03 pm

This list was around when I was at School. I am a Pensioner now.
Geoff F.

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Re: Funny Insurance Quotes

Post by webba » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:50 pm

They came from Jasper carrot in about 1978 but still funny now tbh

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