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English, Irish, welsh

Post by Andy the tyre man » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:26 am

3 men are given a wish each by a genie.
An Irish farmer,
a Englishman and a Welshman.

The Irishman wished for all land in Ireland to be forever fertile. In a flash its done..

The Welshman is amazed.

I want a wall around all of Wales so no one can enter our precious land. In a flash a great wall appeared around all Wales...

The Englishman said tell me more about this wall.

The genie tells him its 500ft high and 500ft thick nothing gets in and nothing gets out.

The Englishman lights up a Hamlet, smiles and says....



"Fill the **** with water !"
WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED!!

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