"I HAVE OUTLIVED MY PECKER"

[willyphixitt]

I thought that this would make some of us chuckle!

Although this does not apply to the MGF/TF enthusiasts - does it?

For the women visiting this site - please do not read any further if you have a tendency to wet yourself when having a good laugh!

willyphixitt
















"I have outlived my pecker."

The Penis Poem -- by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

[dwkmgf]

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