Street Light

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Seamus is called in to see his street works supervisor one day, he is fairly new to the job and is keen to impress. He is told that he will be sharing a job with Bob his colleague and they will be working on this particular task for 2 weeks whilst his supervisor is away on holiday. His supervisor tells him how important this job is and that he will have all of the equipment to hand in order for him to complete the task of putting up 25 street lights in that time. Seamus assures his boss that he will complete the job and there will be no issues whatsoever. Feeling satisfied with the meeting, his boss wishes Seamus all the best and tells him that he will check in with him upon his return from holiday.

2 weeks later, the supervisor call Seamus into the office to find out how the job went. Seamus tells him that the work was awful hard and that despite the difficulty he has sorted out 2 street lights. 2 f*cking street lights in 2 f*cking weeks splutters his supervisor and asks in amazement just how in hell Seamus has just done 2 street lights when Bob has done ALL of his?

Ah well, said Seamus, but did y'see how much Bob has left sticking up out of the ground?