Newlywed couple

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Newlywed couple

Post by MGF74 » Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:39 am

Hiking on their honeymoon, a newlywed couple arrive at a vast lush meadow with a herd of grazing sheep. They sit down on the grass to take in this magnificent view, when suddenly they see one of the rams mount one of the female sheep.

The husband slowly leans over to his wife and tenderly whispers in her ear, "Hmm... I fancy some of that too tonight!"

To which the wife jumps up in shock and says, "You pervert... you never told me you were into sheep!!"
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