World's greatest (MG) salesman

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RobboMC
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World's greatest (MG) salesman

Post by RobboMC » Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:52 am

The owner of an MG dealership hires a new salesman that claims to be the best in the world. His previous assignment had been selling ice blocks in Alaska and before that he was selling coal in Newcastle. He bet the owner that he could sell a new MG6 within an hour of starting.

About 10 minutes later a young man walked into the front of the dealership. The super salesman started his routine and within another 10 minutes a contract for an MG6 was being signed. Next thing a flat tray arrived and the young man also took ownership of a second hand MGF that was out the back, had signed up for 5 years road service on both cars, become a member of the local MG club AND purchased extended warranty on the new car.

The owner came to congratulate the super salesman and pay up on the small bet, but couldn't help asking " How did you start off, what made the young man change from looking for a new car to buying two? "

The super salesman responded " Looking for a new car - oh no the young man was asking directions to the chemist as his girlfriend needed tampons "

and so I started off with " you're going to have a lousy weekend by the sound of it, why don't you treat yourself to a new sports car instead! "

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