The Golden Years

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willyphixitt
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The Golden Years

Post by willyphixitt » Sun Dec 14, 2014 1:26 pm

Hope you guys like this:-
THEGOLDEN YEARS.odt
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Re: The Golden Years

Post by Plezier » Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:05 am

Hate to point this out but not eveyone has access to Word.

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Re: The Golden Years

Post by Geoff.F » Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:06 am

I have Word and it will not Open is as "This File is Corrupt"
Enough said. Do not try to Open it.
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Re: The Golden Years

Post by fatbaldingoldgit » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:19 am

It's in Open Office format....

THE GOLDEN YEARS" HAVE COME AT LAST
====================
I CANNOT SEE,
I CANNOT PEE!
I CANNOT CHEW,
I CANNOT SCREW!
MY HEARING STINKS,
MY MEMORY SHRINKS!
NO SENSE OF SMELL,
I LOOK LIKE HELL!
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST!
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!
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Re: The Golden Years

Post by willyphixitt » Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:16 pm

Sorry guys,

I gave up "Word" as I am too mean to buy the latest and I was getting too many ".docx" files which I couldn't open.

Should've posted as a "pdf" file. Thanks "fatbaldingoldgit" for retyping here. And yes, it's a free "Open Office" document.

I've got another one to post which is quite long, so I'll try and convert it to "pdf" and hope all is okay for you all to enjoy.

ttfn

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