MG Limerick

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MGF74
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MG Limerick

Post by MGF74 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:19 pm

There was a man with an MG
Who drove it for ev'ryone to see

It often broke down
Which caused him to frown

The man with the faulty MG.
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Re: MG Limerick

Post by talkingcars » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:23 pm

LOL
Home to black Alfa 159 3.2 V6 Q4, blue MGZR160, green MGF VVC and grey MGF 1.8i, and red MG Maestro T16.

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Re: MG Limerick

Post by RobboMC » Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:27 am

I like this version better - LOL.


There was a girl with a shiny red MG
Who drove it for everyone to see

It went faultless mile after mile
Which caused her to smile

The girl with the shiny red MG.

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Re: MG Limerick

Post by Helsbyman » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:52 am

I am a man with a green MG
I have driven it mile after mile and it has never broken down

god bless MG :thumbsu:
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Re: MG Limerick

Post by Paul Storey » Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:48 pm

For MGF's there is a Forum
where most of the owners seem to adore 'em.
Some of them write
most anything they like (although it's not always right).
Yet it never seems to bore 'em.

(Nominated for the Limerick Of The Year Oscars at the National MG Limerick Writing Contest . . . . entries close midnight Sunday 10 April when the Grand Final will be judged . . . . by me ! (that's fair isn't it ?)

All we need now is sponsorship (say a new VVC engine for the winner) and this could really take off

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