New Car

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Mikeadman
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Model of Car: MGTF 135 2005
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New Car

Post by Mikeadman » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:30 pm

The new perfect small car for women has been created by Renault and Ford:


Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have called it the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and very expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have reasonable bodywork but eventually age will show beneath the paintwork and fuel consumption will increase along with a decrease in performance. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome.

Cheers

Mike :thumbsu:

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