Beer

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Mikeadman
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Beer

Post by Mikeadman » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:37 pm

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the supermarket.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?

Cheers

Mike.

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Helsbyman
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Re: Beer

Post by Helsbyman » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:54 am

:lol:
Bilstein dampers, 4-2-1 manifold, Head work by Sabre,stainless steel under floor pipes, MGMAINA moded alternator bracket,silicon hoses, Torque tamer, JAYLAD servo bracket, Pro race 1.2 wheels
PETROL BY SHELL :D

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