Over Sixty

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Mikeadman
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Over Sixty

Post by Mikeadman » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:50 pm

When you're over sixty...

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me,grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"

I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".

I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches...but, when you're over sixty................who cares?

Cheers

Mike :thumbsu:

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