Over Sixty

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Over Sixty

Postby Mikeadman » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:54 pm

I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then... try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

Cost me a kick in the nuts, but... When you're over sixty................who cares?

Cheers

Mike :thumbsu:

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