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Technology

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:23 am
by Mikeadman
Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been
riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck
up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling
you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you
knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're
not around. In fact, probably more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I
know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the
guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive
me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

THE RESPONSE

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his
neighbour dead.
He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on
the sofa.
He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his
neighbour.

THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Fred,
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned
Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife" Technology hey?

Cheers

Mike. 8-)

Re: Technology

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:27 am
by Green Squirrel
:lol: :lol:

Re: Technology

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:32 pm
by talkingcars
Ops. LOL

Re: Technology

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 3:54 pm
by JohanAlstermark
Hahaha never heard that one before. Hope you forgive me if i use it myself Mike!

Re: Technology

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:05 pm
by Mikeadman
Be my guest glad you enjoyed it lol

Cheers

Mike