Heaven
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:05 pm
At the gates to Heaven there are three men with their daughters.
The first man says to St. Peter " Are we getting in"?
St. Peter replies "No all you ever cared about in life was money you even called your daughter Penny"
So off they go to get into the queue for Hell.
The next man says "Can we come in:?
St. Peter says "No all you ever cared about in life was alcohol and getting drunk, you even called your daughter Sherry"!
So they too join the Hell queue.
The third man turns to his daughter and says "Come on Fanny we're not getting in here".
Cheers
Mike
The first man says to St. Peter " Are we getting in"?
St. Peter replies "No all you ever cared about in life was money you even called your daughter Penny"
So off they go to get into the queue for Hell.
The next man says "Can we come in:?
St. Peter says "No all you ever cared about in life was alcohol and getting drunk, you even called your daughter Sherry"!
So they too join the Hell queue.
The third man turns to his daughter and says "Come on Fanny we're not getting in here".
Cheers
Mike