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Mikeadman
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MGF Register Region: Midlands
Model of Car: MGTF 135 2005
Location: Birmingham Airport

Last ones

Post by Mikeadman » Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:12 pm

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed,
"I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest,"especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country
so that they can see their own doctor.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

Cheers

Mike

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