Afterwards the doctor asks the wife to have a word with him in private.
After the husband leaves the room the doctor tells her 'I'm sorry but your husband is gravely ill but will pull through if you follow this regime.
Be very nice to him and do not shout or argue. Let him have his favorite food as much as possible and be especially nice to him on his birthday.
Finally make love to him at least three times a week and f you do this he should live a long and happy life".
Afterwards the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said to her.
she replied....
"You're going to die."
Cheers
Mike
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