A guy rings the pregnancy hot line in a panic.
Man on phone ( panicking ) "My wife's pregnant and she's bleeding"
Nurse: " Can she come to the phone?"
Man: "No, she's lying down and crying and won't get up"
Nurse: " How much blood is there?"
Man ( panicking ): "I don't know, I've got no idea"
Nurse ( trying to work out whether to send an ambulance or not ): "Well is there blood on the floor?" Man: 'No'
"Is there blood on the bed?" - "No, it's just on her clothes"
Nurse:" Is she in any pain?" - Man: "No, it's just the blood won't stop"
Nurse: " Is she having any contractions?" - Man " I'll go and check" and returning "No, no, she said no contractions "
"So she can talk OK?" Man - "Yes, ok "
"How fast is it bleeding now" - " Not much now, it's more just oozing out now"
Nurse: " Has she had sex lately?" Man: " I'll just go and check?"
Nurse ( when man returns to phone ): " I thought you might have known that answer yourself! "
Man: "Sorry I was just panicking a bit, anyway why are you asking about sex, what's having sex got to do with a nosebleed?"
Seems the nurse had to have the rest of the day off to go home and change her pants after wetting herself laughing.
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