Pregnancy Hot Line

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Pregnancy Hot Line

Post by RobboMC » Tue May 22, 2018 3:52 am

A guy rings the pregnancy hot line in a panic.
Man on phone ( panicking ) "My wife's pregnant and she's bleeding"

Nurse: " Can she come to the phone?"

Man: "No, she's lying down and crying and won't get up"

Nurse: " How much blood is there?"

Man ( panicking ): "I don't know, I've got no idea"

Nurse ( trying to work out whether to send an ambulance or not ): "Well is there blood on the floor?" Man: 'No'
"Is there blood on the bed?" - "No, it's just on her clothes"

Nurse:" Is she in any pain?" - Man: "No, it's just the blood won't stop"
Nurse: " Is she having any contractions?" - Man " I'll go and check" and returning "No, no, she said no contractions "

"So she can talk OK?" Man - "Yes, ok "

"How fast is it bleeding now" - " Not much now, it's more just oozing out now"

Nurse: " Has she had sex lately?" Man: " I'll just go and check?"

Nurse ( when man returns to phone ): " I thought you might have known that answer yourself! "

Man: "Sorry I was just panicking a bit, anyway why are you asking about sex, what's having sex got to do with a nosebleed?"


Seems the nurse had to have the rest of the day off to go home and change her pants after wetting herself laughing.

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