Vaccuum cleaner

RobboMC · Post by **RobboMC** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:08 am

My wife took the vacuum cleaner to her elderly parents house as their's had broken, and it's still there,
so I politely asked "Is the vacuum cleaner coming back or should I get another one?"

To which she answered "What would you need a vacuum cleaner for, you never do ANY housework at all, let alone
think to do any vacuuming, when was the last time you vacuumed the floor?"

To which I replied "I thought I might vacuum the MG for the concourse!"

Barbour · Post by **Barbour** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:01 am

Classic!

talkingcars · Post by **talkingcars** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:52 pm

I don't forget to vacuum the hood, my neighbours think I'm mad.

CubMG · Post by **CubMG** » Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:29 pm

Vaccuum cleaners are a bit like women , when they stop sucking throw the bag away. . . . . .

Barbour · Post by **Barbour** » Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:41 pm

CubMG wrote:Vaccuum cleaners are a bit like women , when they stop sucking throw the bag away. . . . . .

CubMG · Post by **CubMG** » Sun Oct 07, 2018 6:44 pm

I dreamt I was fighting the "Grim Reaper" off the other night with the only thing to hand, a vacuum cleaner........... Talk about Dyson with death!

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