Aussie Ambulance call

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Aussie Ambulance call

Post by RobboMC » Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:54 am

A man and his wife were in a car accident, the wife was badly hurt.
So he rings for the ambulance,

"My wife's hurt in a car accident, send the ambulance quickly.."

" OK what's the location"

" It's at the corner of Eucalyptus St and Marsupial Drive"

" OK can you spell the street name for me please"

So there's no answer, just a lot of puffing, cursing and funny sounds in the background.

Ambulance operator: " What's happening?"

"It's OK someone's just giving me a hand"

Ambulance operator:"Are you ready yet? I can't send the ambulance until I've got the exact location"

There's more noises and sounds of hard breathing on the line, then:

"OK we've dragged her down the road a bit, she's in Oak St!"

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