The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he’d never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel.
The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do. Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over.
The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, then said, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.” The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very important person pulled over for speeding. “How do I handle this, chief?” asked the trooper.
“Is it a foreign diplomat?” questioned the chief.
“No sir, even more important.”
"Is it the governor?" asked the chief.
"No sir, even more important."
“Is it the President?” asked the chief.
“No! Even more important!”
“Well, who the heck is it?” inquired the chief.
“I don’t know sir,” replied the trooper, “but whoever he is, he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur!”
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Holy minicab
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CubMG
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Green Squirrel
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