The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout
Time was when, on it's own accord, from my trousers it would spring
But now I have a full time job to find the F***ing thing
It used to be embarassing the way it would behave
For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave
Now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head......
and watch me tie my shoes
