behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her
shoulder and he would stay there. She bought the parrot and the next week
she put him on her shoulder and went off to church.
Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot
looked around, squawked and said, "Its goddamned cold in here!"
Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church
in total embarrassment!
The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing
situation to the owner. The owner offered the following solution, "If the
parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and
return him to your shoulder."
So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as
the sermon started the parrot squawked, "Its goddamned cold in here!"
Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5
times and placed him back on her shoulder.
The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty f***in ' windy, too."
