A man runs into the clubhouse of a golf course shouting "Is there a doctor in the house....there's been a terrible accident!"
A man stands up and says "I'm a doctor,whatever's happened?"
The first man says, " A woman has been struck by a golfball,somewhere between the first and second hole"
The doctor says, " Bloody hell...that doesn't leave a lot of room for a bandage!!!!!"
Jim
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