Another Blonde joke

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Another Blonde joke

Post by Lisa Jayne » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:40 am

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl
digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing. So he asked the hole digger,
"I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work,
but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole,
only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl
who plants the trees called in sick."

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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Boot Hill Bandit » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:44 am

I thought at the start theholes were being dug in the middle of the road :lol: :lol: :oops: ah dear :D I think I may be turning blonde.

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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Lisa Jayne » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:48 am

Nothing wrong with being blonde :D

You can get away with all sorts :thumbsu:
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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Boot Hill Bandit » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:52 am

I'm stawberry blonde.....ish.... :lol: apparently my hair is 'auburn' which I think is close enough :P

Get away with all sorts? Hmmmm do tell! :D I'm bored and listening........feel free to PM me if you wanna say there :lol:

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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Lisa Jayne » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:09 pm

It's ok I'll keep you guessing :lol:
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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Boot Hill Bandit » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:11 pm

Really! ;) You are certainly making me curious! :P

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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Lisa Jayne » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:17 pm

Good - now I have your attention I'm off to lunch! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Another Blonde joke

Post by Boot Hill Bandit » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:19 pm

DOH! :roll:

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