Catholic Girls

[Lisa Jayne]

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls
and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly
gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you
ever had any contact
with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once
touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger
in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,
"Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well
once I fondled and
stroked one."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The
Holy Water and pass
through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in
the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches! the front of the line St. Peter
says, "Sarah! What seems
to be the rush?

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle
that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."

[Boot Hill Bandit]

ah dear........hey Lisa........you kinda making me hot sitting here

Anyway, sounds like I need to find a Catholic girl then maybe I keep looking in the wrong place

So buy a Russian bride for £1 or looking to Scandanavian girls is the wrong solution silly me.........

Jim