Paddy and Mick

[nellyandjoo]

Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London. Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said 'Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, trousers £2.50 per pair'.

Paddy says to his pal, 'Mick, Look! We could buy a whole lot of dose, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.'
'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.

They go in and Paddy says, 'I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and ......'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Ireland, aren't you?'

'Well...yes,' says a surprised Paddy. 'How der hell d' y' know dat?'

The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners.'

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Quality joke there shame no one ever leaves any witty comments on here. Jeeeezzz on the ZS forum I frequently get pelted and abuse hurled at me I'm just not used to it I tell ya! I wonder how loud I can shout on here without being told 'Shhhhhh!'

Keep them coming anyway it's all good fun......well the dirty ones are

Jim