"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a bad case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" he asks
"I can't see my sorry ass coming in to work today................"
Off Sick..
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Lisa Jayne
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Off Sick..
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him, that she is staying at home cause she is not feeling well
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a bad case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" he asks
"I can't see my sorry ass coming in to work today................"
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a bad case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" he asks
"I can't see my sorry ass coming in to work today................"
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Boot Hill Bandit
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Re: Off Sick..
So that's how you get off work is it Lisa! 
Just do what I do........put your phone on silent......leave it on vibrate......and put somewhere safe. I guarantee you won't answer the phone......and amazingly......it is quite unusual for a boss to put a smile on your face but it always does for me
Jim
Just do what I do........put your phone on silent......leave it on vibrate......and put somewhere safe. I guarantee you won't answer the phone......and amazingly......it is quite unusual for a boss to put a smile on your face but it always does for me
Jim