The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a policeman behind them.
The blonde looks behind her and sees a policeman and tells the brunette.
The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on.
The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Two blondes were in a car park trying to unlock the door of their MGF with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
That's enough for now
