Ftom the MGB BBS

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Ftom the MGB BBS

Post by Stan_B » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:39 am

I'm sure they wont mind sharing this one.
Reminds me of the story of the bar owner wanting to extend his business. The Church across the road were against this and took him to court. The congregation lost the case, so the bar owner went ahead with his plans to expand. The Church members met every night to pray earnestly for a halt to the new bar opening.Comes the opening day, but the new bar unfortunately burnt down overnight! Now, the bar owner knew about the prayer meetings and so takes the Church to court, saying they had a hand in the destruction. In court the minister and the members swear they had nothing to do with the sad demise of the bar. The judge says', This is a difficult case, on the one hand I have one non-Christian bar owner, whom believes in the power of prayer, and on the other, a whole congregation that does not!

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