Guaranteed to get a laugh

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casperslim
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Guaranteed to get a laugh

Post by casperslim » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:39 pm

an octopus walks in to a bar and says 'i can play any musical instrument you like'. englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than hendrix. irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than elton. scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. the octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the scotsman says 'whats wrong-can ye play it?'. the octopus says 'play it ? - i'm gonna **** her brains out once i get her pyjamas off!
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Carlby
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Re: Guaranteed to get a laugh

Post by Carlby » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:58 pm

:lol:

:thumbsu: made me chuckle :thumbsu:
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