My wife took the vacuum cleaner to her elderly parents house as their's had broken, and it's still there,
so I politely asked "Is the vacuum cleaner coming back or should I get another one?"
To which she answered "What would you need a vacuum cleaner for, you never do ANY housework at all, let alone
think to do any vacuuming, when was the last time you vacuumed the floor?"
To which I replied "I thought I might vacuum the MG for the concourse!"
Vaccuum cleaner
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Re: Vaccuum cleaner
Classic!
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Re: Vaccuum cleaner
I don't forget to vacuum the hood, my neighbours think I'm mad.
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Re: Vaccuum cleaner
Vaccuum cleaners are a bit like women , when they stop sucking throw the bag away. . . . . .
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CubMG wrote:Vaccuum cleaners are a bit like women , when they stop sucking throw the bag away. . . . . .
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Re: Vaccuum cleaner
I dreamt I was fighting the "Grim Reaper" off the other night with the only thing to hand, a vacuum cleaner........... Talk about Dyson with death!
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