Alien advice

nigelc · Post by **nigelc** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:23 pm

Two aliens landed on Salisbury Plain near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the petrol pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!"

The petrol pump, of course, didn't respond.

Annoyed at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.'

'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away.

'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He nearly killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his dick over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'

richard1951 · Post by **richard1951** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:44 am

why do we keep getting adds for wedding dresses and ugg boote etc on hear ???
now i dont want the dress but would be very interested in the blond on the left ......does she come with a phone number?

Richard

tanamana · Post by **tanamana** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:53 am

Not a good idea to click on any links provided by a spambot. Can of worms for your computer.
Fact.

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richard1951 · Post by **richard1951** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:58 am

dam will i ever learn....
i only just got rid of one that kept sending junk mail to all my mail list lol but at least i no how to do it if it happens again lol

talkingcars · Post by **talkingcars** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:19 pm

richard1951 wrote:why do we keep getting adds for wedding dresses and ugg boote etc on hear ???

Pardon, I see and hear no adverts on here.

richard1951 · Post by **richard1951** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:43 pm

someone has removed it it was post 2 and that post gone
there was a few other day as well

Keith Williams · Post by **Keith Williams** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:55 pm

richard1951 wrote:someone has removed it it was post 2 and that post gone
there was a few other day as well

When spam is spotted or reported to us, a moderator will deactivate the spammers account which will also delete the posts.
This will delete all the spammers posts so they will disappear in each and every topic they have posted in.
Not necessarily will each individual post be take out one by one so any posts referring to the spam will still be there unlike the spam.
This is done on a regular basis to keep the forum clear of the unwanted adverts and possible 'dangerous' linked posts. They do not stay long but unfortunately some spammers do manage to infect a large number of posts before someone gets to action their demise.

richard1951 · Post by **richard1951** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:23 pm

i cant understand why they do it it surley is not the kind of forum that would look at wedding dresses , if it was for car parts or tuning things it prob would be worth there time . but i would have liked the blonds phone number lol
Richard

tanamana · Post by **tanamana** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:01 am

Spambots are mindless entities. Find a hole, and they'll find a way in.

mal7921 · Post by **mal7921** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:28 am

I have a forum for Atari and music, and we had spam especially from china. It wasn't spambots in our case, it was people registering and spamming the forum. Changing the registration method soon stopped it but means that I have to vet every new member and authorise them.

Still at least the forum is spam free.

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richard1951 · Post by **richard1951** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:05 am

as i said i had a problem with someone getting into my mail box and sending spam every day to all my contacts microsoft told me to change my passeord and that stoped it .
so that means they had my password. m/s said 4 digit passwords take 4 secs to break 8 dig 2 hr and 12 dig 2 days

Post by **Andrew Regens** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:06 pm

richard1951 wrote:as i said i had a problem with someone getting into my mail box and sending spam every day to all my contacts microsoft told me to change my passeord and that stoped it .
so that means they had my password. m/s said 4 digit passwords take 4 secs to break 8 dig 2 hr and 12 dig 2 days

So mine will take 2 hours, any chance it's harder using letters and numbers or am I wasting my time?

richard1951 · Post by **richard1951** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:35 pm

dont think it matters what you use it is the amount of didgets and combinations there are to them the more the better . like the lottery lol pick any 6 numbers from choice of 40 and there is a 14 million to 1 chance of getting it right , keyboard offers 38 in both upper and lower case that is 76 , more than lotto and if you use 8 -10 didget password i think that is 50+ million to 1 chance of getting it right .

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